Know the news
are fake

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE"
BY: THE POLICE



BONUS QUOTE:
"I became a newspaperman, I hated to do it, but I couldn't find honest employment."
MARK TWAIN
 
This is your last chance. This is a red pill vs blue pill introduction. After this, there is no turning back. You hit "Close Tab" - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You keep reading - you stay on this page, and I'll show you how deep the prime time con matrix goes. :-P
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

Know the news are fake
If it's "after break"
If it's eighteenth take
It's to smoke you baked
It's to brainwash you

Every night and day
Every word's been weighed
Every fact is strayed
Every truth mislaid
Is to docile you

More actually
You don't get to see
How the truth's forsook
With every book they cook

Every rumour spread
Every headline read
Every clickbait thread
Every talking head's
Paid to lie to you

If you coped with the prime time news of late
You must have noticed they never get it straight
They double down if it's near election date
If Hell froze over they'd still spin to their graves
It's all lying, highly wily sleaze

More actually
What you get for free's
Worth the price you paid
Pimped manure in spades

Every fib reclad
Every "up next" ad
Every new doodad
Every trending fad
Is to unhinge you

Journos on the make
Love to bring the stakes
Who's the sucker? You!

Helps them sidetrack you

Every common sense
Has an alt-fact lens
What it is depends
If it's red or blue

Every week of sweeps
Every soundbite bleep
When the garbage heap's
Sent to you as new

If it makes you ache
If you sense a flake
Have a coffee break
It'll defrustrate you

Know the news are fake
If they point to cake
Make a double take
Cos they mess with you

Journos on the take
Know the news are fake
They are slithering snakes
Paid to obscure truth

Know the news are fake



© Peter Andersson 2017

   

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