Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "HOUSE OF HORROR" BY: GRAVE DIGGER BONUS QUOTE: "Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like." UNKNOWN		God only knows how these two dinky dingbats managed to make it to High School in the first place but it was a no-brainer that they made the worldwide news the other day when cops in New Jersey arrested them for having made up a hit list that included actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris! Now of all the famous people some disturbed dummies could dot down on a hit list I figure a man who has fought and outlived Bruce Lee with thirty years, someone who can kill you with the wind from a warm-up swing, is hardly the first one even a free floating dorky dickhead would add, and these two horrible halfwits came up with it as a tag team buggery brainstorm! I'd say it's a waste of time and money to put such dumbass douchebags under criminal investigation, on their level of droopy duncery it's doubtful they could even distress a dipping, dying, dysty dandelion on a downslope if they were given the high ground and a dozen dum-dum bullets, I'd say just drive them drooling doofuses over to Chuck's house and let them have a go at it, chances are they wouldn't even manage to put pressure on the doorbell. They'll be remembered, when out of sight Quite the morons, beneath not bright Students of terror, they're in for death A chuckled chuck at Chucky, would be their final breath Dumbasses of darkness, with a list proclaimed Why'd they wanna shot at Chucky, hardly easy game Well, go on attack Chuck Norris Go on dorks, chop Chuck Norris Well, go on attack Chuck Norris Many have tried - none succeed' Such blatant madness, there's no escape A waste it seems, if bars they'll shake Chuck holds his own, so take my advice Just hand them over, wouldn't that be nice They won't go to college, that's no bloody shame Wasted in a Big House so let them go for what they aimed Let them dorks attack Chuck Norris Come on dorks, chop Chuck Norris Well, go on attack Chuck Norris Many have tried - none succeed' Yes, go on attack Chuck Norris Come on dorks, chop Chuck Norris Well, go on attack Chuck Norris Many have tried - none succeed' (MARTIAL ARTS SOUNDS AND GUITAR SOLO) FOR OBVIOUS REASONS THERE IS IN THIS PARODY NO NEED FOR THOSE FOLLOWING CHORUS REPEATS THAT ARE IN THE ORIGINAL SONG, HENCE IT COMES TO A DEFENESTRATING DEAD STOP RIGHT HERE! © Peter Andersson 2008
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