Lizzy Borden took an axe © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM" BONUS QUOTE: “When all you have is an axe, every problem seems like hours of fun.” UNKNOWN		Question: What do you get when you take the old nursery rhyme ”Lizzy Borden took an axe” and place it on top of ”Old MacDonald”? Answer: This! Lizzy Borden took an axe Ee i ee i ouch! And gave her mother forty whacks Ee i ee i ouch! Gave a whack-whack here, and a skull-crack there Here a whack, there a whack, everywhere a whack-whack Lizzy Borden took an axe Ee i ee i ouch! When she saw what she had done Ee i ee i ouch! She gave her father forty-one Ee i ee i ouch! Gave a whack-whack here, and a skull-crack there Here a whack, there a whack, everywhere a whack-whack Lizzy Borden took an axe Ee i ee i ouch! © Peter Andersson 2005
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