Low Carb High Fat © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "NO PAIN NO GAIN" BY: SCORPIONS BONUS QUOTE: "The best diet shake is the shake your booty makes when you run." UNKNOWN		If I ever decide to change my original songs diet and try two hundred parody takings on the same one, like some do, chances are that I'll go with this so far overlooked but easy to write for slash among the best hard rock sing-along anthems ever written. As for the subject on this first taking; there's a new butter-shortage-causing revolutionary diet sweeping Scandinavia called LCHF (Low Carb High Fat), I just had to sink my lyricist sweet tooth into it. If you're interested there's some info here (or JFGI). Say yes to butter, say no to flour Lock down rice, get meat from the store You get cholest'rol from your bread You bet that sugar kills you dead Skip diabetes, asthma and more Chow on down what you feel for 'Tis a bread-end street inside your mall And don't fear the gravy, you can eat it all When wheat and sugar makes you fat Low Carb High Fat (yeah) It'll change all that (yeah) No more of candy, no more at all Take off from flour shelves, don't haul No killer bagels in your hand You can live on wieners 'til the end Cos meat and butter makes you phat Low Carb High Fat (yeah) Is where it's at Low Carb High Fat (yeah) Will make you phat (yeah, yeah) Stop eating chips and snacks Stop drinking coffee black Use cream and fill the cup Eat chicken breasts with skin atop Get off the couch, be your own chef Get up an' try LCHF It'll make you phat (yeah) Low Carb High Fat (yeah) LCHF LCHF LCHF LCHF LCHF © Peter Andersson 2012
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