Miniscule © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MALIBU" BY: MILEY CYRUS BONUS QUOTE: "In my sex fantasy nobody ever loves me for my mind." NORAH EPHRON		I'm not big on writing new lyrics to original songs without a rhyme schedule, but this one taken on together with several other amirighters simultaneously turned out pretty good they say. You never should flip a witch, or insult a coven You'll get some payback for sure Under the gun when she's waving the wand And now it stands clear, that I'm sorry that I did 'Cause now when I pee, my dick I'm seeing slimmed I never thought I would drink, or grasping for spam I remember her cursin', now size is reversin' And five inches I've been impaired, hardly shows in my hand 'Cos I was damned Now I'm screwed I'm feeling blue It's miniscule Out of true It's miniscule Curse the view! I watched an inch go down as I was spanking I've spent the gist of the week, slipping while wanking My wood's old given nickname is no longer "Miles" Changing since my package's lame, now it's "Dime and Change" And it is not what was erstwhile, when I'm taking a piss That's when I like my sis, has to sit or I'll miss If there's a way to get back my olden schlong I will resort to extort so don't thwart, just abort and escort me I'll be off gettin' it on 'Cos I was damned By a shrew Her witchy coup It made me blue Out of true Miniscule Curse the view! I've been screwed Balls are blue Dick's miniscule Curse the view! When I now do the splits it won't touch the floor Last night my bae started laughing and I was embarassed As I must conclude that it's all on my part Now it's like a wart I've been voodooed It's miniscule © Peter Andersson 2018
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