Missed the trailmarker © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MR RAINMAKER" BY: WARRANT BONUS QUOTE: "Go the extra mile, it's never crowded." UNKNOWN |
It could have been some twenty miles cleared When it turned to something different I was panting over large hills Wasn't longing for some pavement I had gone long but in the back of my eye I saw boars f*ck but not the sign I then ran by Missed the trail marker, ran for some time Then wobbled, hurled and fell into a strip mine Rolled down an elk latrine - and then a ravine Hobbled on - but there were more detours to come I had a black out from blue rear Then fought blisters and gators And when the night fell I lost steer Was down to slower than waiters I had gone long and when the morning came by Was out of luck and fell into a stream near-by Missed the trail marker, fell, swam and climbed Got freaky lost on the way to the goal line I longed for caffeine - and I was moss green Limping on - but with a numb face to fall on Missed the trail marker, but made up time Because I ended on left of the date line I'll take a calendar when next out I'll roam Hitching on - I finally got a ride home Missed the trail marker... © Peter Andersson 2012 |
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