Missed the trailmarker © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MR RAINMAKER" BY: WARRANT BONUS QUOTE: "Go the extra mile, it's never crowded." UNKNOWN		I'm sure there are simpler ways to learn that immediately to the left of the International Date Line is always one day ahead of the date to the right - but why take the easy route? It could have been some twenty miles cleared When it turned to something different I was panting over large hills Wasn't longing for some pavement I had gone long but in the back of my eye I saw boars f*ck but not the sign I then ran by Missed the trail marker, ran for some time Then wobbled, hurled and fell into a strip mine Rolled down an elk latrine - and then a ravine Hobbled on - but there were more detours to come I had a black out from blue rear Then fought blisters and gators And when the night fell I lost steer Was down to slower than waiters I had gone long and when the morning came by Was out of luck and fell into a stream near-by Missed the trail marker, fell, swam and climbed Got freaky lost on the way to the goal line I longed for caffeine - and I was moss green Limping on - but with a numb face to fall on Missed the trail marker, but made up time Because I ended on left of the date line I'll take a calendar when next out I'll roam Hitching on - I finally got a ride home Missed the trail marker... © Peter Andersson 2012
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