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Mordor Orc in the Sauron lines © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MIDWEST GIRL IN THE SUMMERTIME" BY: SEVENTH HEAVEN BONUS QUOTE: "If you had a dollar for every woman who found you unattractive, they'd eventually find you attractive." HOLLY ANNE |
He gets sty meals and has bad constipation He's primaeval ugly personified When he goes to war in lined-up formation It's to crack your skull, extinguish your life Well, he may be a dimwit But enlisted in the dark rank and file A lot of waiting's going on, no-one's going home All the leaves are off 'less for Uruk-hai clones He's dumber than a rock in the mines He's got subpar genes, no foresight Just a bunch of scars like his friends in the plight He's no good, he's not bright He's a Mordor Orc in the Sauron lines A Mordor Orc in the Sauron lines He's a knucklehead that shines in a club fight But bereft of wit worth mentioning size He gets off on man-blubber like a Middle-earth lowlife He's always a-scratching on his itchings from lice If there's bouts he will partake He's got ancient warpaint and blackened eyes A lot of training's going on, trolls are brought to roam As they like to smash out the slow chromosomes He's stinking more than festering swines It's a hard routine, they've no rights Sleeping on the ground in the smell of sulfite There's cold food, there's dim light He's a Mordor Orc in the Sauron lines A Mordor Orc in the Sauron lines With his inbreed swede Mordor fists And roughneck craftmanship like made for army gist Orc girls in near proximity they jump his frame To hookup, and that's an ugly forplay A lot of grunting's going on, no-one's getting off All the clothes are tossed and their armor is doffed There's queefing over hours of time It gets quite extreme, lasts the night Ends with lotta scars like two dogs in a fight She's done good, he's banged right He remains an Orc in the Sauron lines A Mordor Orc in the Sauron lines A Mordor Orc in the Sauron lines A Mordor Orc in the Sauron lines © Peter Andersson 2017 |
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