My casting couch, they've worn it down © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MY DOG WAS LOST, BUT NOW HE'S FOUND" BY: THE FIERY FURNACES BONUS QUOTE: "They call cat people crazy but we're not the ones outside at 5 AM every morning putting fresh dog poop into tiny bags." UNKNOWN		Don't let the NSFW clickbait title fool you too much, all here is not what it seems, experienced parody connoisseurs might figure that out already ahead of the last line, because I've planted some clues along the way. I kicked them out I won't try this shit no more I mopped the wet hairs up off the floor I'll safely say I've no claps heretofore I've tried with funny hats And I've tried with wetted cats I've worked up a sweat Made a clip with a baguette My casting couch, they've worn it down The tails there seen; white/yellow/brown I've stuck them cigars And I've grabbed cookie jars The acting was dim But I got 'em on all four limbs My casting couch, they've worn it down The camera did add twenty pounds I let in some sun An' they were purring one-on-one I broght in a hire 'Cos I know I had to try her My casting couch, they've worn it down They're slyly called, the Weinstein farm In March they got naughty And balled a puppy corgi A butchered audition From any low position My casting couch, they've worn it down 'Cos mostly they just sleep around I shot from a side view It got messed up like Yahoo I nagged for some double play Had them rip up some lingerie My casting couch, they've worn it down I gave one too the landlord's son When one fell to the carpet I jumped up but I sharked it Then they clawed up the bedhead Turned it to a pussy scratch pad My casting couch, they've worn it down Come Christmas sale I'm purrchase bound I shot a ginger with my niece And neither looked at ease I booted them with a pistol Put some scum in Pax Vobiscum My mental health, was breaking down I don't think they'll be coming 'round My family disavowed Though I had them declawed Directorially unsound Started chase them around My casting couch, they've worn it down My net results; no footage sound I tipped the couch, the star I'd smite The cam'ra went dead and I gave up the fight I got no clip, but I sleep there now This LOL-cats plan I'm closing down! © Peter Andersson 2017
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