My mama read (the Necronomicon)
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"MY MAMA SAID"
BY: ABBA



BONUS QUOTE:
"I don't have a Halloween costume but I make up for it by being dead inside."
KENT GRAHAM
 
This is possibly the shortest horror story you will ever hear.
There's wasn't even room for a happy ending.


In a cellar it was laying
With a chant up for displaying
Oh, my mama read
Now for that Cthulhu's out of bed
My mama read
Words out loud that no-one should have said

Necronomicon she told me
Brings the Old Gods, and she showed me
Oh, my mama read
Worms and maggots crawled out of her head
My mama read
Pa and me we turned around and fled
From the things she brought to life
Didn't wanna die
Da-da-da Da-da-da Die!

All these horrors she has risen
Out of some type cosmic prison
They will us behead
Even unbelievers shake in dread
(My mama read)
My mama treads
Mankind dies and streets are flowing red
(My mama read)
Now the things she brought to life
Eats us as we die
Da-da-da Da-da-da Die!

As the sun goes out it's dimming
Only North Korea's hymning
Oh, my mama read
And the Boogeymen came out to shred
(My mama read)
They're up ahead
Only Facebook had a faster spread
(My mama read)
But these things we will not Like
Likely we will die
We-no-no, we-no-No Like!
We-no-no, we-no-No Like!
We-no-no, we-no-No Like!
We-no-no, we-no-No Like!
We-no-no, we-no-No Like!



© Peter Andersson 2017

   

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