My mom blames
all on Donald

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"MY DAD SAYS THAT'S
FOR PUSSIES"
BY: BLOODHOUND GANG



BONUS QUOTE:
"If you're not a part of the solution, then you're part of the vast majority."
ALFRED NEUMAN
 
This parody song is kind of a double feature; if you don't think it's funny chances are you'll like the original instead, or vice versa. Maybe you'll like them both, I can only hope, because making a parody over Weird Al type lyrics is something I've never tried before.
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

The Free World's markets' gonna crash
Your lifespan's going down the drain and you won't get none back
Racketeering's gone severe
Alt facts, white males and new coal plants will kill the atmosphere

There's war in the east 'cos the POTUS' a sleeze
My mom blames all on Donald

Ain't gonna be a tax on pigs
Just cos it's called a democracy it ain't she thinks
Her hold-in girdle has collapsed
Vaccines have nanoviruses from commie Russian hacks

You can trust no-one s'long the POTUS is Don
My mom blames all on Donald

Dingleberr's, MAGA restitutes and the old common flu
Snowmelt, labor pains, hoarding and refugees
Migraine, lemons, wallflowers and HIV
Spyware, laundry, jihad, kale and saggy tits

Her phone is buckled from the tweet molesting!

There's blood on her wall s'long as Don's on the call
My mom blames all on Donald
She bloats and she bleats over every tweet
My mom blames all on Donald

She's coming undone over everything Don
My mom swears
My mom yells
My mom curses The Donald!



© Peter Andersson 2017

   

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