My Pro Wrestling wardrobe designer
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"MY BONNIE LIES
OVER THE OCEAN"



BONUS QUOTE:
"Television is a medium and called so because it is neither rare, nor well done."
UNKNOWN
 
They are among the unsung heroes of our time, the men who grab measuring tape with one hand and inner thighs of oversized, testosterone filled, aggression-enhanced, cage fighting rednecks with the other, and live to tell about it - or since you never hear that, maybe not...

My Pro Wrestling wardrobe designer
My God, he is somewhat a queer
I've Pro Wrestling underwear liner
He smiles taking measures down there

Latex, Spandex, is what he's suggesting for me, for me
Lip-gloss surplus, is what he's suggesting for me

He says in me he's a believer
His tights are so tight that I chafe
He says he's been working with Bieber
Now, why don't that make me feel safe

Nail paint all quaint, among his suggestions for me, for me
Rainbow rope show, among his suggestions for me

My Pro Wrestling wardrobe designer
Was raised as a church altar boy
My God, he's a pinky cloud niner
Since too much for Siegfried & Roy

Leather, Feathers, now that was the limit for me, for me
Jock thong, 'fume - strong, now that was the limit for me

(HERE THE SONG ENDS BRUTALLY)



© Peter Andersson 2012

   

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