My (teenage) children say © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MY MAMA SAID" BY: ABBA BONUS QUOTE: "Finally, a Thanksgiving without a drunken uncle. Just me, my nieces and nephews and my bottle of Jack Daniels." CONAN O'BRIEN |
Twenty years old but still playing It's my VCR, it's staying! But my children said -Take that peace of crap out to the shed My children said -You can stream your shit online instead So I tried with Ferris Bueller Searching YouTube I felt cooler But my children said -You've got work tomorrow, go to bed! My children said -Friends of ours will LAN and they're ahead And I didn't want a strife Went to shut my eyes La-la-la, la-la-la, eyes In the morning they were missing But came back in time for dishing And my children said -Why don't we have quinoa-walnut bred? (My children said) My children said -Dad we're vegans, ditch the bacon spread! (My children said) But I didn't want a strife Neither did my wife Na-na-na, na-na-na, wife One day we will live without them With control of our own income Still my children say -Buy us clothes an' phones or just drop dead! (My children say) My children say -Our parental units' loggerheads! (My children say) But I have to says my wife Pay for them for life La-la-la, la-la-la, life La-la-la, la-la-la, wife La-la-la, la-la-la, life La-la-la, la-la-la, wife La-la-la, la-la-la, life © Peter Andersson 2017 |
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