My (teenage) children say
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"MY MAMA SAID"
BY: ABBA



BONUS QUOTE:
"Finally, a Thanksgiving without a drunken uncle. Just me, my nieces and nephews and my bottle of Jack Daniels."
CONAN O'BRIEN
 
A simple reversal of the original, that's all!
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

Twenty years old but still playing
It's my VCR, it's staying!
But my children said
-Take that peace of crap out to the shed
My children said
-You can stream your shit online instead

So I tried with Ferris Bueller
Searching YouTube I felt cooler
But my children said
-You've got work tomorrow, go to bed!
My children said
-Friends of ours will LAN and they're ahead
And I didn't want a strife
Went to shut my eyes
La-la-la, la-la-la, eyes

In the morning they were missing
But came back in time for dishing
And my children said
-Why don't we have quinoa-walnut bred?
(My children said)
My children said
-Dad we're vegans, ditch the bacon spread!
(My children said)
But I didn't want a strife
Neither did my wife
Na-na-na, na-na-na, wife

One day we will live without them
With control of our own income
Still my children say
-Buy us clothes an' phones or just drop dead!
(My children say)
My children say
-Our parental units' loggerheads!
(My children say)
But I have to says my wife
Pay for them for life
La-la-la, la-la-la, life
La-la-la, la-la-la, wife
La-la-la, la-la-la, life
La-la-la, la-la-la, wife
La-la-la, la-la-la, life



© Peter Andersson 2017

   

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