My tipsy broad © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "GYPSY ROAD" BY: CINDERELLA BONUS QUOTE: "Women's creed: Men are like linoleum, if you lay them right the first time you can walk on them for 20 years." UNKNOWN		Cinderella was discovered by Bon Jovi in the mid 80s and quickly labelled "Glam Rock". Well, they dressed that way and had the hairdos so they had it coming, but in my opinion they initially sounded much more like AC/DC. Their debut album "Night Songs" is one of those rare albums where every single song is solid and has a world class sing along chorus. "Gypsy Road" is the best song from the second album and though that album was less good as a whole the song itself is my favourite of theirs. I used to plea, that she'd be home at three Lord I tried And now it seems, all those timely regimes Are sure pissing my bride Some smooth talking barkeep for a dollar put a drink in her hand She's drinking all night, I end up as her homeward man My tipsy broad can't make it home She drinks all night, it's her weekend rite My tipsy broad can't make it home She keeps on drinking if there's beer - in sight And she don't care, if I rip my hair 'Til I'm bold I'll make the guess, that our bed caused regress Cos my feet are too cold Some smooth talking gigolo with dollars putting drinks in her hand She's drinking him dry, just to leave the rat out offhand My tipsy broad can't make it home She leans contrite on a traffic light My tipsy broad can't make it home She turns to puking cos she feels uptight Sometimes she wants a ride Then I'm no armoured knight Someday she must subside JD's her guiding light Ice cold - drunk slow Drunk slow Time to get on home My tipsy broad - can't make it home My tipsy broad - will order more -R-r-r-r-r-r-r-refill! My tipsy broad can't make it home She drinks all night, and I'm sitting tight My tipsy broad can't make it home I keep on thinking on tomorrows fight My tipsy broad can't make it home I lock her out cos I like it quiet My tipsy broad can't make it home I sit here c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cursing My tipsy broad My tipsy broad My tipsy broad My tipsy broad My tipsy broad © Peter Andersson 2006
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