NASCAR techies stole my car © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DRIVE MY CAR" BY: THE BEATLES BONUS QUOTE: "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." WILL ROGERS		Us men have a tendency to brag about our cars, don't we? But I guess there's a (wrong) time and a (wrong) place for everything... Wowed a girl that I met in a bar I said my car's way over par It's faster than lightning, a flash on the road Such lies can get some girls in the mood NASCAR techies stole my car Why'd I brag so in that bar? NASCAR techies heard me far And I had no clue-clue I told the girl that my engine was jet And she moaned "Gawd" and broke a sweat Working a bar room is always a drag But I was about to get a shag NASCAR techies stole my car Yes I think that chances are NASCAR techies heard me far When I sought a screw-screw Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh! NASCAR techies heard me far I made it sound wunderbar Then they went and stole my car Now what will I cling to? I asked the girl out to climb in the back Knew she was ready for the dipstick attack I had no car there, t'was gone with the thugs Got no shag, nor good-bye hugs NASCAR techies stole my car I came close, but no cigar 'Cos they went and stole my car The babe bid me adieu Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh! Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh! Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh! Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh! Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh! Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh! Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh! Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh! Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh! Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh! © Peter Andersson 2006
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