New human rights © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "LAST FRIDAY NIGHT" BY: KATY PERRY BONUS QUOTE: "The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking." A.A. MILNE		With the old Cold War now back on I figure it's only a matter of time until politicians here in Europe (on both sides) will start talking about human rights again, the way they all did back in the 80s, we haven't really had any UN resolutions about new ones since then, have we? With the European Elections coming up I figured I'd beat them all to it and throw my hat in the ring by the last minute forming of The Super-Duper Ultra-Liberal Reform Party For Every New Human Rights And Stuff - Ahh Dude, For The Win! TSDULRPFENHRAS-AD,FTW for short (Editorial Note: Dude, you need to work that down!). Here below is my platform! Have a fridge beside your bed Have a beanie on your head Endless lives when playing Doom Playmates in your swimming pool Yell and get a chocolate bar Hendrix ghost in your guitar Capri trips for ballyhoo with Kentucky Jack to lose Picture human rights As if on cloud nine All new, all swell Like your own chauffeur And they're all de jour That'd rule, damn New Human Rights: Mp3s that you can swap Girls should always be on top And a Prez that belly flops New Human Rights: Photoshop your ID cards Lose your keys, call Scotland Yard Live on Sunstrip Boulevard New Human Rights: Have a fish tank with a shark witty retorts and remarks and your wage in Deutsche Marks New Human Rights Yeah those should be global laws And they couldn't be redraw...no, o-no These Human Rights Get them all for man These Human Rights Vote them through and then... Buy two, get an extra yacht Never miss a single shot Teachers raise the testing bar have them sent away afar Partners frown when you digress give it zero fucks or less No more dieting travails weigh in on the kitchen scale Picture human rights As if on cloud nine All new, all swell Like a maid with grit And they're all legit That'd rule, damn New Human Rights: For your looks you should get tips Lose weight dieting on chips Porno flicks without a script New Human Rights: Have your own Norwegian fjord Get a mill if you are bored In-Laws that you can ignore New Human Rights: Have a clone do all your work Snooty waiters? Go berserk! Get a private liquor clerk New Human Rights Yeah those should be global laws And they couldn't be redraw...no, o-no These Human Rights Get them all for man (Get them all) These Human Rights Get them from The Man (Get them all) These Human Rights Vote them through and then... (AND HERE'S THE BREAK WHERE THE UNITED NATIONS BABBLE BEFORE THEY PASS THE RESOLUTION) New Human Rights: Your own standby Porsche cab Someone who picks up the tab A new beer that goes to abs New Human Rights: Just for girls a truck with shoes Danish pastry cures the flu Golden calves and Bailey stew New Human Rights: Decent looking female popes Smorgasbords that you can grope And a world that's filled with hope New Human Rights Yeah those should be global laws And they couldn't be redraw...no, o-no These Human Rights Get them all for man © Peter Andersson 2014
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