Nobody 'grams like you © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "NOTHING COMPARES 2 U" BY: SINEAD O'CONNOR BONUS QUOTE: "Opposites attract, that's the trouble with being awesome." BILL MURRAY		Not sure if I should blame young men of today for being lazy or if I should envy them, but either way social media has made it much easier for them to be stalkers. Back in my days young dudes actually had to go outside and it was hard work; peeping through windows, keeping track of bus timetables, school hours, library habits and skulking in dark alleyways. It was a real hustle back then I tells you! Nowadays all the young'uns have to do is lurk on Instagram! Bah, humbug! The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. You've sent seven flowers in fifty ways Sent a brook and five sorbets You send out terabytes most every day Since you found that posh café Slave to your 'gram I can see whatever you flaunt I can see your skanky tattoos I can see your dinners on your fancy Instagram Disgusting It's disgusting the way you've fifty shoes But nobody 'grams Nobody 'grams like you I don't need my drone, not anymore Dropped the blurry pics of your thong Every curve on Instagram I'm watching I'm on daily, here's where I belong I would click a like upon every pic I see But you'd only re-block me from view A view of your duckface on selfies too snotty Guess what, I'm happy I save every single frame I have found uploaded there of you Yo' sideboobs rule 'Cos nobody 'grams Nobody 'grams like you All the hours that I'd peep your mama From her back yard I switched when you came of age Who knew that stalking you online would not be hard I've been quitting my postal man alibi Nobody 'grams Nobody 'grams like you Slave to your 'gram Slave to your sideboobs view Nobody 'grams Nobody 'grams like you © Peter Andersson 2017
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