Restraining
(No Nut November)

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"REQUIEM (WE WILL REMEMBER)"
BY: SAXON



BONUS QUOTE:
"The worst thing about depression is knowing that 150 years ago my treatment would have been vibrators and heroin."
ELENA LIFEWASTER
 
What is No Nut November? Well, it's kinda like No Shave November, but for badly bearded teenage boys (and apparently, in this context, the word "nut" is now a NSFW verb, so JFGI further at your own risk).
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

Don't you spank a month, let your balls go blue
Your nocturnal draining rite you must postpone
No PornHub to your eyeballs, no strippers for this time
Don't stare at boobs and bottoms, get down with this

No Nut November
Don't rub out a single load
No Nut November
No-No

No jerk-offs on occasion, no rubbing on the bus
No webcam girls until November's gone
No lingerie ads usage with eighteen year old girls
Bunk it like a groundhog through the month

No Nut November
Put away the centerfolds
No Nut November
No-No

No Tinder, no Bordellos
Use a lifter when you pee
Tenacity you'll need and must apply

No Nut November
Have your swollen balls controlled
No Nut November
No-No

(IN CONTEXT I REALLY WISH THIS SONG
DIDN'T HAVE THIS FAST FINGERING GUITAR SOLO)

No Nut November
Put your PornHub links on hold
No Nut November
No-No

On fapping an embargo
Through November, and then you'll be free

No Nut November
Just accept the f*cking cold
No Nut November
No-No

No Nut November
Let your blow up-doll grow mold
No Nut November
No-No

No Nut November
Have a month's release postponed
No Nut November
No-No



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