Restraining (No Nut November) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "REQUIEM (WE WILL REMEMBER)" BY: SAXON BONUS QUOTE: "The worst thing about depression is knowing that 150 years ago my treatment would have been vibrators and heroin." ELENA LIFEWASTER		What is No Nut November? Well, it's kinda like No Shave November, but for badly bearded teenage boys (and apparently, in this context, the word "nut" is now a NSFW verb, so JFGI further at your own risk). Don't you spank a month, let your balls go blue Your nocturnal draining rite you must postpone No PornHub to your eyeballs, no strippers for this time Don't stare at boobs and bottoms, get down with this No Nut November Don't rub out a single load No Nut November No-No No jerk-offs on occasion, no rubbing on the bus No webcam girls until November's gone No lingerie ads usage with eighteen year old girls Bunk it like a groundhog through the month No Nut November Put away the centerfolds No Nut November No-No No Tinder, no Bordellos Use a lifter when you pee Tenacity you'll need and must apply No Nut November Have your swollen balls controlled No Nut November No-No (IN CONTEXT I REALLY WISH THIS SONG DIDN'T HAVE THIS FAST FINGERING GUITAR SOLO) No Nut November Put your PornHub links on hold No Nut November No-No On fapping an embargo Through November, and then you'll be free No Nut November Just accept the f*cking cold No Nut November No-No No Nut November Let your blow up-doll grow mold No Nut November No-No No Nut November Have a month's release postponed No Nut November No-No © Peter Andersson 2018
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