OMG! Oh-La-La!
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"OBLADI-OBLADA"
BY: THE BEATLES



BONUS QUOTE:
"The US Army says it's developing a new body armor for female soldiers inspired by 'Xena: Warrior Princess'. In related news, everyone at Comic-Con just joined the Army."
JIMMY FALLON
 
Originally written as my contribution to a fellow parodist's open invite group project with lyrics about superhero comics set to songs by The Beatles this one then had the subtitle "The Superheroine's General Appreciation Song" - and that says it all really.

Damsels that are hotter than the human race
Dollies all out super and unmanned
Drawings have them pictured bosom, ass and face
And many boys have thumbed their pages with one hand

OMG! Oh-La-La! Watch the hon-ies
Bra-awe bunch of super babes
OMG! Oh-La-La! Watch the hon-ies
Bra-awe bunch of super babes

Damsels making readers dream of super scores
Buys into such pictured comic flings
Takes it to the boys room where they look the door
And as they read they feel as rock hard as The Thing

OMG! Oh-La-La! Watch the hon-ies
Bra-awe bunch of super babes
OMG! Oh-La-La! Watch the hon-ies
Bra-awe bunch of super babes

In adolescent years they're a prefix kind of porn
With the marvel of chicks running round in hot latex that they've outgrown

Hot in leather or in skin just scant'ly clad
Renowned pics that if real Facebook'd ban
Droopy jaws and foam over each issue rad
And if the story's full of plot holes, so what man?

OMG! Oh-La-La! Watch the hon-ies
Bra-awe bunch of super babes
OMG! Oh-La-La! Watch the hon-ies
Bra-awe bunch of super babes

For a Comic Book Guy they're a hardcore kind of porn
When he's off to a Con buying Mags dressed in latex that he's outgrown

Comics turning hotter with girls dressed in lace
Curvatures to take off with the sales
Gravity defying bosoms, claiming space
So many dialogues must cut down on details

OMG! Oh-La-La! Watch the hon-ies
Bra-awe bunch of super babes
OMG! Oh-La-La! Watch the hon-ies
Bra-awe bunch of super babes

And they're all super, man - like OMG-La-La!



© Peter Andersson 2012

   

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