Our chef is Neelix
©
PETER ANDERSSON
A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"HOT FOR TEACHER"
BY: VAN HALEN
BONUS QUOTE:
"Support bacteria, they're the only culture some
people have."
UNKNOWN
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This is a short "tribute" to the worst television cook since the Swedish Chef on The Muppet Show, Neelix on Star Trek Voyager.
SPOKEN:
"Oh no, man!"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the
repast gonna taste like this time?"
"All but, man!"
T-T-Tuvok stop that frying
Tuvok let us flee
Don't wanna eat Leola root
Maybe we can stand the smell
But we ain't feeling well
Doctor needs to see us quite acute
I think of all the xenutrition that I've seen
And how my forklifts were never quite this green
He was a bum, he got the plum, he killed my gum
Our chef is Neelix
I pray for mum, to come
Our chef is Neelix
SPOKEN:
"Hey, you thought you lost us? You quack!"
"We brought utensils!"
"Give us something to chew on, man!"
We heard about you leaving
But rumours can excess
We know about this mess
Little man from far beyond
How did you came to cook?
How do I find a prayer book?
I think of all the xenoplaque that I have flossed
How my intestines been endoscoped with frost
His service's rum, his dishes hum, we're going numb
Our chef is Neelix
I've seen my chum, succumb
Our chef is Neelix
SPOKEN:
"Oh man, I think the cook is slow!"
"I sure feel lardy!"
"Gas dismissed!!!
© Peter Andersson 2003
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