Patching it with Scotch © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "LIVING ON THE EDGE" BY: AEROSMITH BONUS QUOTE: "If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk." BUMPERSTICKER		My previous parody was about Cars vs Ozzies, this one is about Cars vs Scotch. At about halfway down the road it takes a bad turn, experienced parody connoisseurs might be able to spot that up ahead. The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. There's something wrong with your car again You add it to the list Something clanks underneath Unseemly sounds, like a hurricane And tremors up your wrists It's nowhere near discreet Yikes! You're patching it with Scotch Patching it with Scotch Patching it with Scotch Patching it with Scotch When something's wrong there is Gaffer Tape The hub caps on the rim You fix them on the fly If you can save a fried brake And a dollar on a skim You'll fist the DMV and scrape on by You're patching it with Scotch (You can save yourself from hauling) Patching it with Scotch (You can drive your car awol) Patching it with Scotch (You can duct out of the crawling) Patching it with Scotch Get your car to roll into a service station's commendation of gyration They'll give it to you The snuff and spittle tells them that the core's appalling But they rather help you than the cops a-trawling And they'll send You back out there my friend From bend to bend to bend to bend Save your moolah up for an inebriation Tube ligation sustenation Will get you unscrewed The liquor bottle sold to you looks more appealing As you start to wobble and your soul's freewheeling Save on dents And gone green presidents You'll spend and spend and spend and spend The winding road surface' underway And every fall-out turns you glum But you can save a buck If you're a clusterfuck With teeth a-clattering on hold with gum Patch it all with Scotch (You're a menace in a clunker) Patch it all with Scotch (You're hotwired and a drunk) Patch it all with Scotch (In the slammer cops should dump your) Patched up ass with Scotch Patching it with Scotch (You have duct yourself) (You have tucked yourself) Patching it with Scotch (Clusterfucked yourself that ball) Patching it with Scotch (Had the dough to pay) (To get towed away) Patching it with Scotch (Once you oiled yourself) (Soon you'll soil yourself) Patching it with Scotch (Climb yourself out of that hole) Patching it with Scotch © Peter Andersson 2017
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