Perverts been clicking on my mouse
©
PETER ANDERSSON
A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"RAINDROPS KEEP
FALLING ON MY HEAD"
BY: B.J THOMAS
BONUS QUOTE:
"Wit sometimes enables us to act rudely with impunity."
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD
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This parody is dedicated to Phil Alexander over at www.amiright.com because the idea to it came after reading his parody "50 ways to download porno". So, Phil, here's a defence speech/song
for when your wife finds out.
Perverts been clicking on my mouse
They're breaking an entry every time we leave the house
Neighbours are all weird
Those, perverts been clicking on my mouse
They've been clicking
Why should I do it, I have a lovely wife
I tell you it wasn't me, I could swear on my life
That it wasn't me
Some, perverts been clicking on my mouse
That's the reason
And furthermore, my dear
These words you throw to charge me, de-enlarges me
And please don't say that Scotland Yard will come and barge me
Perverts been clicking on my mouse
My Temp-Map is filled with pics of girls without a blouse
Making me de-roused
But, you're never gonna stop this smut by complaining
So don't condemn
I'll be hands-on on them
Trumpet Solo
And please don't say that Ma of yours will come to live here!
Perverts been coming very late
So I will stay up and build a trapdoor at the gate
Catching all these scum
I'll, know how to lure'em, I'm a great master baiter
Then there will be
Only Page 3 for me...
© Peter Andersson 2004
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