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Picked a booger © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "PICKED A WINNER" BY: JUSTIN McGURK BONUS QUOTE: "You can't be a participation medal and expect a trophy wife." UNKNOWN |
I've dated classy girls throughout my life But I wasn't a tied down - hadn't found the right Even though I kinda knew what to look for I remember I first saw you when I moved in next door You picked a booger when I fell in love with you I could a-hear my moving buddies going "eww..." But ignoring all their banter I kept my eyes on you You picked a booger and I fell in love with you If there had been odds for you to be my bride One could have made a zillion cents from bookies nationwide Saw the blemished tone and bruises on your shin With you there in my sight I felt a kinky urge for sin You picked a booger when I fell in love with you And you had spinach stuck on every frontal tooth Then my pinch of snuff I anchored So hard my lip turned blue You picked a booger and I fell in love with you You picked a booger when I fell in love with you I'd never seen a snout that big outside the zoo Now I'm glad that I was hammered And all the work was through You picked a booger and I fell in love with you Both your finger and my manners Were sliding out of true You picked a booger and I fell in love with you I launched a loogie and approached and now we're two © Peter Andersson 2016 |
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