Pimp © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "PINK" BY: AEROSMITH BONUS QUOTE: "When Napoleon called England a nation of shopkeepers it was like calling them a nation of pimps. It has taken about twenty-five centuries for intermediaries to be appreciated." THEODORE ZELDIN		The pimps they are a-changing and above all I blame MTV, once "pimp" was a purely negative word, then came "MTV Raps" and "Pimp my ride", that was the beginning of the end of how it used to be, from there on it just pimply swooshed down into crater faced everyday use, culminating with the Nike ad campaign "Pimp your shoes" that was run on every street corner, a past years track to Hell speed alert sign we have all travelled past since because it seems that anyone can pimp or get pimped now; dandruff shampoo plastic bottle makers are pimping their appearance, sports managers are using steroids to pimp their athletes, animated cartoons with highbrow ambitions have Homer pimps on television and political campaign makers are pimping every blemishing young celebrity they can to fuck their opponents. Heck, even this intro is me pimping the following parody song! Pimp - It's a musing expression Pimp - And a global obsession Pimp - It's a slick trick discov'ry That when pimped up will shit start recov'ry Pimp - Up your life and get carried Pimp - Redact what is horrid Pimp - Up your borderline trash mon Take a butt fugly CD and bash on Pimp - Up the lines that you write Pimp - All original shite Pimp - Up and boost what is trite When you think that a write is an awful bore, don't pout Good's in the details, work it out You can't pimp too flamboyant You'll look like a circus clairvoyant Pimp just enough and it's stellar If you pimp right 'tis a U-boast propeller Pimp - All the songs in your life Pimp - Up the blanks for your wife Pimp - All the skids on the whites When you're up in her thong she's going to get alight Don't linger i.e - pimp that rite You want a stuck words remover? A writer's Heimlich Maneuver? Then pimp up the ones that are Gorgons! 'Cos pimped lines are tasty as bon-bons! Pimp - Up the songs that dates back Pimp - Up the punch that you pack Pimp - Up Fab Four and Get Back And then sleep on the thing 'fore you spring a last rewrite No matter where your Yoko's at © Peter Andersson 2009
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