The higher her net weight, the sweeter the platelets
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"JUST CAME BACK"
BY: COLIN JAMES



BONUS QUOTE:
"I've been kicked out of my gym for dressing like the grim reaper and standing silently behind people on treadmills."
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The higher her net weight, the sweeter the platelets - that's what this chubby chasing vampire thinks.
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

Well I'm jonesing for blood plates
As I'm coming down from high
Yes I'm flying to our date
Where I'm gonna suck you dry
I've got no beating heart
But a chubby appetite

When I first stalked you it was a fleeting tinge
It was on Halloween Eve and I had binged
Oh, I was loaded for the night and I'd staggeringly
Had O rhesus-positive, A and B

I much prefer your AB-type
I'm coming back to take a bite

Then I found your 'dress on Facebook
You know I liked all your posts to make you open up
(I fell for your unfecund, gothy look)
You'll be my next cold bae sarcophagus bride
Dive on down when you've undied

I really like you AB-chicks
Just let me in, I'll have you licked

I'm flying in to take a bite
(I'm coming back) chubby lady
I get my kicks by dead of night
(I'll raid your sack) gothy lady

I felt this urge since you had me enthralled
I'm gonna suck your blood gumbo, and its cholesterol
I'll have you first served warm when still animate
Drying you out, help you lose some weight

Alive AND dead's your AB-test
I hope you'll fit into my chest

I get my kicks from larger steaks
(You'll be my snack) chubby lady
I hope you'll count I'll praise your shape
(Not scared of plaque) gothy lady



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