Playing with squirt guns © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "ALIEN EARTHLINGS" BY: TREAT BONUS QUOTE: "My girlfriend says I need to be more attentive to her needs while having sex so next time I think I'm gonna give her some weight loss tips." UNKNOWN		Here's a summer treat parody song, it's totally innocent, if you should happen to read anything else into the title and these lyrics it's just your own dirty imagination! Shame on you! The original song can be heard HERE. We took our cars, met at the ocean For tan on skin, and some hours with bae Blue open skies, horny emotions We shoulda picked a secret beach We need relief, from the blankets we scorch on Play ducks and drakes, sweat in the heat She takes a dive, chilling her red thong We're out of doors, it's time to skeet Will we ever cool down? We play with our squirt guns Crazed out, under lack of ozone Hidebound maturity's on the run Later we might cool down From playing with squirt guns Glazed out, in an algae type tone Tar from sedulity in the sun Bae is on the shore with me (Got shoved, sort of) She's as hot as she can be (Got doved, kind of) I'm going down, another revival No time for tweets, ignore birds and bees We're both to blame, our wetware is wired To run the charts, and hit the streams Can we make a third round? Still play with our squirt guns All-out, as we're hot in the zone Home bound can wait 'til the day is done Maybe we'll be tazed down While emptying squirt guns Called out, as the fuses are blown Beach-bummed security sends us home Bae is going home with me (She's shoved, sort of) She's as wet as she can be (She's doved, kind of) Etc © Peter Andersson 2017
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