Pumpkin Spice Latte © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "WORKING CLASS HERO" BY: JOHN LENNON BONUS QUOTE: "Energy drinks are great for college kids but I'm still waiting on enthusiasm drinks for the middle aged." UNKNOWN		Here it is - finally - a song about orange that doesn't mention neither The Don OR that there's no rhyme for the word - you're welcome! The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. As soon as September, there's orange in malls The colour of business is in for the fall It's a Halloween trick and the writs on the wall With pumpkin spice latte and pumpkin in tea But pumpkin spice latte ain't coffee to me There's orange in streets and there's orange at school There's orange in candy for consumer tools 'Til it's changing for red as we draw nearer Yule But pumpkin spice latte's my red line, you see And pumpkin spice lattes won't slush inside me They will colour and sugar your brain into wear One day I expect it will overtake beer Here's my late orange warning, it'll be in your tears A pumpkin spice kettle was too much for me Them pumpkin spice lattes have brainwashed me free Keep away from baristas with orange degrees From the eye candy adverts and costumery And don't send out your children as beggar trainees No pumpkin spice toffee they're getting from me Just pumpkin spice poison for porch rats, maybe I'm an orange abortion, my girls on the pill She body creamed orange for netflix and chill Guess she thought I could change, but I'm over the hill A pumpkin squirt ending ain't happy, you see And pumpkin spice labia ain't 'rousing to me If you want to go spicey it won't be with me If your juices are orange a doc you should see © Peter Andersson 2024
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