Red Ensign shirt
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"PINK CADILLAC"
BY: NATALIE COLE



BONUS QUOTE:
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror
like his passengers."

MICHAEL AULFREY
 
When I was younger and first acquired a taste for Star Trek I became very confuzzled by the word "ensign". I looked it up and found it to be a reference to some sort of flag. Didn´t seem to make sense in their cannonfodder context. Now I now that ensign is the short form for the military designation "Ensign Second Lieutenant", which about corresponds with the Swedish military term "Fänrik".

You may think we´re foolish
For the foolish things we do
You may wonder why we still hug you
When you´re leaving that way that you do
Well ensign you know you turn us
There ain´t no swaying ´bout that
So come on over here and tell us
That man, oh you´ll be coming back
And boy it sure ain´t your wages
´Cause you got nothing to stack

We love you for your red ensign shirt
Un-crushed welted seams
Striving in the back
Beaming down in teams
Waving to the girls
Keeping out of sights
Using all that training
On just staying alive
Man you do it proper and you´ll stay away from hurt
In your red ensign shirt
Red ensign shirt

Well and down there on some planet
Dangers always come along
There´s always somebody shooting
At you for reasons that are all wrong
Or they tempt you, man, with latinum
And they tempt you, man, with toys
And they tempt you with the pleasures
That green babes can give boys
They say Q tempted Janeway with a way home
But nobody´s falling for that

He should have tried a red ensign shirt
Un-crushed welted seams
Striving in the back
Beaming down in teams
Waving to the girls
Keeping out of sights
Using all that training
On just staying alive
Man you do it proper and you´ll stay away from hurt
In your red ensign shirt
Red ensign shirt



© Peter Andersson 2002

   

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