Rudolph the outback redneck
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED RAINDEER"
BY: TRADITIONAL



BONUS QUOTE:
"When an anarchist is poor he breaks laws, when he is rich he makes them. In neither case does he ever dream of obeying them."
CHESTERTON
 
This is an example of what can happen when I start writing a parody for Christmas but it's too early to get into the seasonal spirit. The working title was "Rudolph the Christmas Prepper" but as you can see the whole thing ended up not christmassy at all.
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

He had Rockets and Landmines and Rugers and Uzis,
1 Smith & Wesson and 38 Specials,
prepared for the fall - the most loaded redneck of all.

Rudolph the outback redneck
Always had a gun up close
And he did never drop it
Even when he had no clothes

Even the local preppers
Used to stay out of his aim
They kept away from Rudolph
And his private shooting range

Then one foggy autumn eve
Taxmen came his way
Rudolph quoted "Bill of Rights"
Brought out Gatlin Guns to fight

Next day the Alt-Right loved him
But the army stopped his spree
Rudolph the outback redneck
Now's in penitentiary!



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