Rudolph the outback redneck © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED RAINDEER" BY: TRADITIONAL BONUS QUOTE: "When an anarchist is poor he breaks laws, when he is rich he makes them. In neither case does he ever dream of obeying them." CHESTERTON		This is an example of what can happen when I start writing a parody for Christmas but it's too early to get into the seasonal spirit. The working title was "Rudolph the Christmas Prepper" but as you can see the whole thing ended up not christmassy at all. He had Rockets and Landmines and Rugers and Uzis, 1 Smith & Wesson and 38 Specials, prepared for the fall - the most loaded redneck of all. Rudolph the outback redneck Always had a gun up close And he did never drop it Even when he had no clothes Even the local preppers Used to stay out of his aim They kept away from Rudolph And his private shooting range Then one foggy autumn eve Taxmen came his way Rudolph quoted "Bill of Rights" Brought out Gatlin Guns to fight Next day the Alt-Right loved him But the army stopped his spree Rudolph the outback redneck Now's in penitentiary! © Peter Andersson 2020
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