Sale's gone wild!
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"GIRLS GONE WILD"
BY: ADRENALINE RUSH



BONUS QUOTE:
"Shopping and buying and getting and having comprise the Great American Addiction. No one is immune: When the underclass riots in this country, they don't kill policemen and politicians, they steal merchandise."
GEORGE CARLIN
 
This parody song is about Black Friday, the supersale date that starts off the Christmas season, but I came up with it during pondering a parody for April Fool's - it's kinda amazing how much craziness those two common law holidays have in common when you start thinking about it - some people will buy anything!
The original song can be heard HERE.

Sale's gone wild!
Sale's gone wild!
What everybody wants
Everybody gets
Everybody gets a good price
Get in line!
Get in line!

Drawing close to advent
Black Friday's a godsend
All the shoppers coming out
Get with the tradition
Crazy acquisitions
Garden gnomes from sauerkraut

We've got hops, and 'roos
The prices are way down!
Get here! Right now!
For hustling to the wire

Sale's gone wild!
Sale's gone wild!
What everybody wants
Everybody gets
Everybody gets a good price
Get in line!
Get in line!

Snapping in the check-out
Rioters are decked out
Trainee girls are on the ground
Wrestlemania action
Social putrefaction
Cops are brought in, bringing hounds

We've got biers, and plows
For what you need dug down
Jason Voorhees'
Been trampled to the ground!

Sales ARE wild!
In ALL aisles!
What anybody wants
Anybody takes
And they're getting off a good price

Crowd is riled
But inspired
What everybody wants
Everybody gets
Everybody gets a good price

The sales gone wild!
The sales ARE wild!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

(AND HERE'S THE BLACK FRIDAY STRING RIPPING PART)

Sale's gone wild!
Complaints filed!
The staffers cry
Sale's gone wild!
Sense' exiled!
Yeah, we've seen men cry
Booty's piled!
The sales ARE wild!
Get in line!
Line! Line! Line! Line!

The Devil smiles
The bods are piled
What everybody wants
Everybody gets

IF they get to get out ALIVE!

Sales ARE wild!
Get in line!
Buy! Buy! Buy!



© Peter Andersson 2018

   

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