Sale's gone wild! © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "GIRLS GONE WILD" BY: ADRENALINE RUSH BONUS QUOTE: "Shopping and buying and getting and having comprise the Great American Addiction. No one is immune: When the underclass riots in this country, they don't kill policemen and politicians, they steal merchandise." GEORGE CARLIN		This parody song is about Black Friday, the supersale date that starts off the Christmas season, but I came up with it during pondering a parody for April Fool's - it's kinda amazing how much craziness those two common law holidays have in common when you start thinking about it - some people will buy anything! Sale's gone wild! Sale's gone wild! What everybody wants Everybody gets Everybody gets a good price Get in line! Get in line! Drawing close to advent Black Friday's a godsend All the shoppers coming out Get with the tradition Crazy acquisitions Garden gnomes from sauerkraut We've got hops, and 'roos The prices are way down! Get here! Right now! For hustling to the wire Sale's gone wild! Sale's gone wild! What everybody wants Everybody gets Everybody gets a good price Get in line! Get in line! Snapping in the check-out Rioters are decked out Trainee girls are on the ground Wrestlemania action Social putrefaction Cops are brought in, bringing hounds We've got biers, and plows For what you need dug down Jason Voorhees' Been trampled to the ground! Sales ARE wild! In ALL aisles! What anybody wants Anybody takes And they're getting off a good price Crowd is riled But inspired What everybody wants Everybody gets Everybody gets a good price The sales gone wild! The sales ARE wild! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! (AND HERE'S THE BLACK FRIDAY STRING RIPPING PART) Sale's gone wild! Complaints filed! The staffers cry Sale's gone wild! Sense' exiled! Yeah, we've seen men cry Booty's piled! The sales ARE wild! Get in line! Line! Line! Line! Line! The Devil smiles The bods are piled What everybody wants Everybody gets IF they get to get out ALIVE! Sales ARE wild! Get in line! Buy! Buy! Buy! © Peter Andersson 2018
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