Santa's Hos (pimps the Pole economy) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "DIPPING LOW (IN THE LAP OF LUXURY)" BY: ZZ TOP BONUS QUOTE: "My neighborhood strip club has gone out of business, the sign on the door says Sorry, We're Clothed." UNKNOWN		Merry Christmas early decoration season everybody! The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. He goes around the world, and he gives away stuff When accounting bleats, he will just have them rebuffed -We'll get dough, from the Pole economy -When my Hos, shake their elven treasury And when they strip onstage, they'll be juggling it right Yeah, man you know it, elf bods are firm and tight Santa's Hos, and they're not Rule 33 Girls you'd plough, but that has a package fee Now as the naughty goes down, the sleigh goes home in style Wallets dried volcanic, from the horny elfophiles Santa's Hos, are the World's best treasury! Santa's Hos, pimps the Pole economy! © Peter Andersson 2023
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