The Saruman Orc army campfire song © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SUPERMAN" BY: LAZLO BANE BONUS QUOTE: "I live the life of a rock star - except for the women, drugs and music." UNKNOWN		Kermit the Frog has absolutely nothing to do with this parody song, but some Orcs are green, and they too know that "it's not easy being green". Blood and gore, soon it's time Kill humans, life's a dime Gotta go to Helm's Deep all poised to maim The Palantir's order's clear Rohan's to disappear We'll kill the humans off and then Well, who knows behind that wall But surely Wormtongue promised balls But I can't eat them all on my own We all share, we're with Saruman I'm with Saruman He's got his sphere online The Uruk-hai looks primed Now we just have to break that wall As we'll burst into the yard Might get a sexy scar My orc bae loves my buttocks mauled Well, who knows, soon's time to go We have a culvert wall to blow Cos one can't knock it down on his own We all help, we're with Saruman I'm with Saruman To fight (Campfire harmonica solo lightens the mood further) We'll sweep the courtyard line Kill the humans and bovines It'll be worth it after all I brought some herbs with me Brain stew planned gluttony Just need a head to boil, some leek and methanol Well, who knows, 'cos life is cheap For an Orc outside Helm's Deep The Uruk-hai have first dibs on the "throne" And I'm an Orc far away from home I pray that, God helps Saruman He's with Saruman We're with Saruman Someday it'll all be better We're with Saruman Kill! Maim! Someday, I ain't no quitter Kill! Maim! God Bless Saruman © Peter Andersson 2018
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