Seven of Nine
©
PETER ANDERSSON
A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"YMCA"
BY: VILLAGE PEOPLE
BONUS QUOTE:
"I am nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."
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This parody is dedicated to the hottest babe in Science Fiction: 7 of 9 from Star Trek Voyager.
Ensign, there's no need to beam down
I said, ensign, and be a hole in the ground
I said, ensign, you don't have to be bound
For a Delta Quadrant tombstone
Ensign, in Machine you can lurk
I said, ensign, when you're tired of work
You can chill there, and your job will be done
'Cos she'll find your ways all futile
Just hand it over to
Seven of Nine
Just hand it over to
Seven of Nine
She has everything
That a man could enjoy
And she hangs out with all the boys
Just hand it over to
Seven of Nine
Just hand it over to
Seven of Nine
You don't have to be hurt
You can hang up your shirt
You can stand down your red alert
Ensign, once you drooled over Kes
I said, ensign, but that was a lot less
I said, ensign, than you do now, confess!
But you got to know it's futile
Seven, does it all by herself
I said, ensign, put your shirt on the shelf
And just go home, now your quarters' roseate
And your chores will be done by her
So hand it over to
Seven of Nine
Just hand it over to
Seven of Nine
She has everything
That a man could enjoy
And she hangs out with all the boys
Just hand it over to
Seven of Nine
Just hand it over to
Seven of Nine
You don't have to be hurt
You can hang up your shirt
You can stand down your red alert
Don't try, walk a mile in her shoes
I said, ensign, to pick up any clues
You know, no man, here can do what she does
And her catsuit is just too tight
You don't, wanna be a red Borg
I said, ensign, stay away from the Morgue
Just be happy, all you rubicund guys
You're all nincompoops in her eyes
So hand it over to
Seven of Nine
Just hand it over to
Seven of Nine
She has everything
That a man could enjoy
And she hangs out with all the boys
Just hand it over to
Seven of Nine
Just hand it over to
Seven of Nine
You don't have to be hurt
You can hang up your shirt
You can stand down your red alert
Just hand it over to
Seven of Nine!
© Peter Andersson 2002
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