She's back (The pussy has come home) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "HE'S BACK (THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK)" BY: ALICE COOPER BONUS QUOTE: "Pumpkins are just goth watermelons." KIM MONTE		This was supposed to be a cute parody about animals, kinda inspired by the family movie "Homeward Bound" where one cat and two dogs make it across a mountain wilderness alone, reuniting with their owners on the other side - but somehow the story ended up more like the movie "Pet Sematary" instead. You're welcome! We took our kitty A long way from home Got some scratch and bite We missed the gloves But we left it in the woods And then drove off from the site Then an outside noise After seven days We found it staring grim It wanted meat And milk for lapping it craved Like a household queen Oh, it came back All the miles it must have roamed And it's mad like a troll Came back The kitty made it home And it wrecked our whole household Was claws and fangs and whirl When we took a hike In a mat was rolled We sank with stones To the bed of a lake And some Hades' wakes Now it swipes and pulls In malevolence Since again it's home How we do not know Pushed all my wife's plants And tore up my pants Oh, it came back And its vengeance ain't postponed Now there's nothing withhold It's back The kitty made it home Our demise is now its goal Fixed to hear it coming Had it tied to a can That cost some bleeding And a messed up divan From its dangerous, ragious clawing It's got parasites And it's leaving rats In our childrens' shoes Yes, when we're out of sight Yes, it came back It's as smelly as it's fat On a rage overdose Came back It ripped and clawed and spat And it ate my toy smurfs True that! We have no tit-for-tat It survives Laundromats It's whack! We don't rule our habitat Cos our cat's bellicose Came back We killed the thermostat But it don't mind the cold It's back It poops the welcome mat Now it's after our souls © Peter Andersson 2018
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