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She's freezing © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "NO REASON" BY: SATOR BONUS QUOTE: "My wife has a coffeemaker that brews her coffee before she gets out of bed. She got really mad at it yesterday because I slept in." KENT GRAHAM |
She's gonna get more clothes an' try to get more warm She's gonna reaffirm that she survives throughout the storm She would get another toddy, can't get it through her drapes She gets a real bad shakin' from pausin' her a-traipse Can't this cold be effing gone? They say our climate's in a change she's getting weirder all the time Her circulation's going down, the Weather Channel's full of chime What's the temperature in Hell, legs she had to stop to shave Her Fahrenheit is pinned to six feet under polar graves' Why can't this cold be moving on? She's freezing! She's freezing! Is it cold today? She's freezing! She's freezing! Low degrees - she's woebegone She's freezing! She's freezing! Is it cold today? She's freezing! She's freezing! She's cold! Where's the turn when she heats up, when will she stop to cough? When's winter breaking zero and her clothing-layers coming off? I don't care for chilly fronts, Old Man Winter oughta punt! I'd rather be a-steaming at a Chili's Restaurant! When will this cold be effing gone? She's freezing! She's freezing! Is it cold today? She's freezing! She's freezing! Low degrees - she's woebegone She's freezing! She's freezing! Is it cold today? Etc © Peter Andersson 2017 |
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