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Sleuth principal © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SMOOTH CRIMINAL" BY: MICHAEL JACKSON BONUS QUOTE: "This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined." UNKNOWN |
Bastard's peeking through the window So you don't play some Nintendo When he sent you to detention If he finds out, it'll be lengthened No gum underneath the table And no crib sheets, or finagle If you're slouching in the class room You'll be sent home, as his mouth spume Abbey got a degrade To an effing F grade For her poor A-B-C Billy got a tirade When in the arcade And a boss fight for free Charlie he was surveyed With a girl's eyeshade Guess he don't like trannies Davey got a band aid And lost his switchblade Then bent over his knee Every single school day His surveillance has no off-day He's a horder of info All the bad stuff, like an evil nanny He will call all of the parents Hence their uptick in depressants Bring a porn mag to the break room You'll be kicked out, as his mouth spume Danny he was yelled at When he spelled out that Word potato with E Millie got a shiner But she's a little whiner So she had it coming Donald got a beating For excessiv tweeting In the classroom, oh gee They've been caught by They've been caught by our sleuth principal So if you are in the hallway Have your hall pass, clear on display He don't buy some old evations If you don't know your equations Tommy, in the lunch queue Showed off a tattoo And got a knee to the D Queenie's half nude selfie Was rather gutsy But she's now absentee Billy's in a plaster Our school's headmaster Says he was tranqed from a tree Guess he had a meltdown From the letdown Of our poor S-A-Ts Every single weekday His surveillance has no off-day He's a drone and an oxbow And his lessons filled with brimstone fire He will come to your apartment With a complaint and a warrant Hide no reefer in your bedroom You'll be locked up, as his mouth spume Faculty's in schisms His exorcisms' Not everyone's cup of tea We're in fear off... All' in fear off our sleuth principal (SPOKEN OVER THE INTERCOM AT 02:40 PM): "OK, I want everybody to clear that lyrics sheet - RIGHT NOW!!!" © Peter Andersson 2018 |
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