Slight crazy from quarantine © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SLIME CREATURES FROM OUTER SPACE" BY: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC BONUS QUOTE: "Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint." MARK TWAIN		Another Covid themed parody for my American friends in quarantine - this time the hardest part was to make it not too over the top, because the narrator here is still just a sliiight bit crazee. Here at home ain't what it's been Since we're forced to quarantine With that effing virus on the loose Well, we've tried with puny masks But they weren't up to the task Like our politicians, all obtuse Hitting elders, hitting teens Boris Johnson, Argentines It has anybody taken out First it ravaged Chinese lands Then it emptied Disneyland Berlin stinks of fear, and sauerkraut It got to most peeps here upon my street The milkman and some dogs The thot is hot below her sheets According to her blog Trading my wife (Slight crazy from quarantine) (Slight crazy from quarantine) It's taking a chunk of the human race (Slight crazy from quarantine) There won't be no Christmas Day Santa too is locked away Jesus moved to footnote stat' in schools Left for hookups' just your kin Now you're damned twice if you sin All fun not removed is disapproved Get your hands fast covered you dingus Get a mask to blunter the bugs We must hope there's a vaccine cleared Or all Colombian drugs Getting depraved (Slight crazy from quarantine) (Slight crazy from quarantine) I'm starting to wish for a padded place (Slight crazy) (Slight crazy) (Slight crazy from quarantine) (Slight crazy from quarantine) (Slight crazy from quarantine) (Slight crazy from quarantine) (Slight crazy from quarantine) (Slight crazy from quarantine) So party down like you're a nun In 1399 This Covid virus, dayum! Is a nuisance to mankind The gubment pass surveillance laws They hope and pray and spy So stack up TP, block the doors And kick back till you die Look out, because I'm (Slight crazy from quarantine) (Slight crazy from quarantine) I'm makin' a pillow fort for my stress (Slight crazy from quarantine) (Slight crazy from quarantine) The daily six-pack has doubled my weight (Slight crazy from quarantine) (Slight crazy from quarantine) The kids and wife just sprayed me with mace (They're crazy) (Slight crazy) Oh, where did it come from? What does it do to us? How did it get to here? (This virus, this virus) Why can't we bat it to home? (This virus, this virus) Wish I could take it to the curb © Peter Andersson 2020
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