Slight crazy
from quarantine

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"SLIME CREATURES
FROM OUTER SPACE"
BY: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC



BONUS QUOTE:
"Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint."
MARK TWAIN
 
Another Covid themed parody for my American friends in quarantine - this time the hardest part was to make it not too over the top, because the narrator here is still just a sliiight bit crazee.

Here at home ain't what it's been
Since we're forced to quarantine
With that effing virus on the loose

Well, we've tried with puny masks
But they weren't up to the task
Like our politicians, all obtuse

Hitting elders, hitting teens
Boris Johnson, Argentines
It has anybody taken out

First it ravaged Chinese lands
Then it emptied Disneyland
Berlin stinks of fear, and sauerkraut

It got to most peeps here upon my street
The milkman and some dogs
The thot is hot below her sheets
According to her blog

Trading my wife

(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
It's taking a chunk of the human race
(Slight crazy from quarantine)

There won't be no Christmas Day
Santa too is locked away
Jesus moved to footnote stat' in schools

Left for hookups' just your kin
Now you're damned twice if you sin
All fun not removed is disapproved

Get your hands fast covered you dingus
Get a mask to blunter the bugs
We must hope there's a vaccine cleared
Or all Colombian drugs

Getting depraved

(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
I'm starting to wish for a padded place
(Slight crazy)
(Slight crazy)

(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)

(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)

So party down like you're a nun
In 1399
This Covid virus, dayum!
Is a nuisance to mankind
The gubment pass surveillance laws
They hope and pray and spy
So stack up TP, block the doors
And kick back till you die
Look out, because I'm

(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
I'm makin' a pillow fort for my stress

(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
The daily six-pack has doubled my weight

(Slight crazy from quarantine)
(Slight crazy from quarantine)
The kids and wife just sprayed me with mace
(They're crazy)
(Slight crazy)

Oh, where did it come from?
What does it do to us?
How did it get to here?
(This virus, this virus)

Why can't we bat it to home?
(This virus, this virus)
Wish I could take it to the curb



© Peter Andersson 2020

   

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