So cucked is your dad © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "FELIZ NAVIDAD" BY: JOSE FELICIANO BONUS QUOTE: "Marriage means commitment, but so does insanity." UNKNOWN |
So cucked is your dad So cucked is your dad So cucked is your dad That all Madonna's men think they're had So cucked is your dad So cucked is your dad So cucked is your dad That old Bill Clinton now think it's sad Your mom betrayed him with couch potatoes And squatters in stolen Winnebagos Who bought her pizza without tomatoes And then asked her to go down So cucked is your dad So cucked is your dad So cucked is your dad His doctor can't find a pair of nads So cucked is your dad So cucked is your dad So cucked is your dad That SJWs think it's rad Your mom betrayed him with street performers With dorks collecting cartoon transformers With every low level Bro at Warner's And the offense of Cleveland Browns So cucked is your dad So cucked is your dad So cucked is your dad That Taylor Swift think your mom has fads So cucked is your dad So cucked is your dad So cucked is your dad That psychotherapists' breaking bad Your mom is known as the sausagemeister At mass she's giving the priest a riser Meanwhile your daddy gets none the wiser But she's keeping him around © Peter Andersson 2017 |
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