So fat is your mom © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "FELIZ NAVIDAD" BY: JOSE FELICIANO BONUS QUOTE: "If drugs are illegal for athletes, photoshop should be illegal for models." GEOFF GULEVICH		Can't really say I'm all proud of this one, resorting to dense and obtuse Yo' Mama jokes are normally a sign of creative desperation, maybe even more so than bland food parodies. But my muse still told me I could take a good bite at the genre with this idea. So fat is your mom So fat is your mom So fat is your mom She tripped and flattened a local bum So fat is your mom So fat is your mom So fat is your mom She cannot hide and she cannot run She's getting lotus from hardcore Buddhists She went to concert and ate the flutist She's banned at beaches by local nudists 'Cos she's blocking out the sun So large is your mom So large is your mom So large is your mom She had a zookeeper's scale undone So large is your mom So large is your mom So large is your mom That Oprah would fit inside her palm She ate her whole state's supply of mayo She has a face full of zit vulcanoes When seamen sees her they go "thar she blows" And they grab for whaling guns So fat is your mom So fat is your mom So fat is your mom She could gulp Jonah and twenty lambs So fat is your mom So fat is your mom So fat is your mom She would hold orbit around the sun She has her own postal code in Texas She has a whole sty for bacon breakfast Forensics searches her poop for exes And endangered species run © Peter Andersson 2017
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