Somebody get Xanax for my shrink
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING
IN MY DRINK"
BY: THE RAMONES



BONUS QUOTE:
"I'm incredibly flattered that my therapist thinks I should be in anger management, I've never even held an entry-level position before."
UNKNOWN
 
I hope you don't mind this crazy little ditty, or that it will disturb your serene tranquility, it's just something from the lewd vaults of my brain that I had to get off my wacky ideas chest.

Somebody
Somebody get Xanax for my shrink
Somebody

A weekly rite, up in his suite
Talking through, our usual meet
I engender sleaze

Bonk all day hedonic's my favorite kink
I'd hump anything that's buttered, pink,
WASP or chink, for pay or free
If lifelike

Somebody get Xanax
Somebody get Xanax for my shrink
Somebody get Xanax
Somebody get Xanax

He envisions, my dirty thoughts
An abyss of hairy onslaught
Peeled layers coming off

Chicks and peep shows, mags in drawers
Kink, kink, kinks, and some more
Kitchen sink
Hey, he is my shrink
I'll get hiked

I oughta get Xanax
I oughta get Xanax for my shrink
I oughta give Xanax
I oughta give Xanax to my shrink
I cannot give Xanax
Somebody give Xanax to my shrink

Somebody get Xanax
To my shrink
Yes I think
On the brink
Is my shrink

So I'm into gunny
And getting spanked
Good cocaine, and two in the stink
Rolling in a sty

Yeah, the bill of fare for the kinks of me
Caused spasmatic disgust inside my shrink
He can't blink
Hey, give him a pinch
He's ghostlike

Somebody get Xanax!
Somebody get Xanax for my shrink
Somebody get Xanax!!
Somebody get Xanax for my shrink
Somebody get Xanax!!!
Somebody get Xanax for my shrink
Somebody get Xanax!!!!
Somebody get Xanax for my shrink
Somebody get Xanax!!!!!
Somebody get Xanax for my shrink
Somebody get Xanax!!!!!!
Somebody get Xanax for my shrink
Somebody get Xanax!!!!!!!
Somebody get Xanax for my shrink



© Peter Andersson 2016

   

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