(Bury me far from) Stephen King © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SLEEPING KING" BY: MORTON BONUS QUOTE: "On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me." RODNEY DANGERFIELD		The horror! The horror! I wanted to shake my dying parody skills back to bone-rattling life for Halloween 2012 - so during the Night Shift I took my muse for The Long Walk to the Pet Cemetery, Salem's Lot and the Dead Zone. The results? I've already told you - plain horror! When it is my time - I would rather be Not near Stephen King - in the cemetery Might be I'm a fan - of the things he write But when six feet deep - in the midst of night That is not for me! Underscored screams - I want no part Looking to stay clear Caskets undone and shadow play Partying with the dungeon keep' Of all the places there's worldwide Beyond his graveyard When you're dead scared you'll understand Bury me far from Stephen King So here's my main(e) concern - when I'm put on ice Want some death control - don't want no grave surprise And should I go today - come hear my final plea When disposing me - use some TNT! Having my limbs blown miles apart Might be the answer But if I'm grounded in that way There's still my soul, a garbage heap There is a safe bet ghouls will try Besting his graveyard When you hang in the reapers hand You want away from Stephen King When I'm downstream of life and mort I want the low gear Don't want no zombie groundhog day I want to stay at six feet deep Find me a better place outside Far from his graveyard I am afraid I must withstand Bury me far from Stephen King © Peter Andersson 2012
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