Still not wed
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"STILL NOT DEAD"
BY: WILLIE NELSON



BONUS QUOTE:
"It's a very old tradition at weddings to have something old (bride's father), something new (bride's baby), something borrowed (the money for the wedding) and something blue (the groom)."
TOMMY TURTLE
 
Fear of commitment? Me? Naaaah!
The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE.

I woke up still not wed again today
The almanac's passed nineteen thousand days
When I date I give it all away
And I wake up still not wed again next day

Well, I woke up still not wed again today
My mother is displeased with my delay
She want's a bunch of grandchildren her way
But I wake up chill and carefree every day

Well her name is Peggy Sue
She got married long ago
Those day you had to do or use the hand
But I've never been amused
Of nailed down dicking in that way
And I wake up still not wed again each day

I woke up still not wed again today
The grapevine has it that I might be gay
Don't fairy me, I do not roll that way
And I browse the net for normal plug and play

Well I'm sticking to my view
Let the haters talk their lewd
One day they'll get their karma up the can
And if hearing's their excuse
I've said I love a Cuppa Joe
And I'm going black most each and every day

Last night I woke up screaming from a dream I got engaged
But I'll save commitment for another day



© Peter Andersson 2017

   

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