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Still not wed © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "STILL NOT DEAD" BY: WILLIE NELSON BONUS QUOTE: "It's a very old tradition at weddings to have something old (bride's father), something new (bride's baby), something borrowed (the money for the wedding) and something blue (the groom)." TOMMY TURTLE |
I woke up still not wed again today The almanac's passed nineteen thousand days When I date I give it all away And I wake up still not wed again next day Well, I woke up still not wed again today My mother is displeased with my delay She want's a bunch of grandchildren her way But I wake up chill and carefree every day Well her name is Peggy Sue She got married long ago Those day you had to do or use the hand But I've never been amused Of nailed down dicking in that way And I wake up still not wed again each day I woke up still not wed again today The grapevine has it that I might be gay Don't fairy me, I do not roll that way And I browse the net for normal plug and play Well I'm sticking to my view Let the haters talk their lewd One day they'll get their karma up the can And if hearing's their excuse I've said I love a Cuppa Joe And I'm going black most each and every day Last night I woke up screaming from a dream I got engaged But I'll save commitment for another day © Peter Andersson 2017 |
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