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(Straight to) DVD © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "REMEDY" BY: SEETHER BONUS QUOTE: "Never judge a book by its movie." J. W. EAGAN |
Saved, are spoils and spills, and acts on pills, for DVD It reeks, should be condemned, films when extended with some extra scenes We pay for shots they've blown, that make us frown, buy one, get two No lie, part of the act, know it's a sting, a cash back premiere If you pay it's cash for yak Cuts, and cellulitic buts, and bonus value smut And more, all goes straight to the DVD Check, a ton of CGI, some wizzkid misapplied And blew himself, all on a Christmas tree If the script's been penned, to surf a trend, stay far away To whom will it apply, I'll hue and cry, for love scene metal songs If actors showing bone, when on the throne's, your guilty pleasure Come see good taste implode, it's been foreboded, by the budgeteer And a soundtrack full of quacks Rats, and broken beat-up bats, and wham-bam girls too fat And more, that goes straight to a DVD Twists, like trannies that were kissed, when filming in the mist And brace yourself, this is part one of three What? A heroine not hot? A messed up money shot? The whole thing's hosed straight to a DVD Spin, a Baldwin's next of kin, a once was now has been A lifted face, almost a guarantee And in slow-mo, tanned babe skin More in slow-mo, bouncing twins Shit, that no-one will admit, producers saw and quit And then the rest was shot in Coventry Clips, of actors that were high, somewhere up in the sky You'll get their crappin' yap on the comment'ry Lots, of extras going nuts, and trainees with the trots And more, all goes straight to the DVD Clips, of deeds with apple pies, of when directors cry And wet themselves, all's on the DVD © Peter Andersson 2010 |
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