Stripper girl (Get offa stage!) © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "COUNTRY GIRL (SHAKE IT FOR ME)" BY: LUKE BRYAN BONUS QUOTE: "Is it just me or do an abnormally large amount of girls make their first porno on their 18th birthday." UNKNOWN		The words "eighty" and "shake" (from the eighty plus uses of the latter in the original) gave me the idea for this one. -Hey "girl", shoo now! -You know you've got everybody choking! Got a girdle blue in her setup Got a set of balls for just turning up Got some ancient boots like some western stud Got a dance routine that's a real dud Clings on to the pole like a main attraction Audience calls for an extraction Out through the back gate, playing it straight And don't forget the thong! Take it to the old bucks sitting in a nursing home To some coots not minding those melanom' Where the back row's humming on dance hall songs -Get off! Get off! Get off! Flipping her the bird, throw a glass of beer Calling for the owner, kicking him hard in the rear Fudge this ticket and this poleshow, it's been crippled Cover up her moon -Get offa stage "girl"! Stripper "girl", looks eightythree, Gee! Or ninetythree, Gee! (Old retiree) Stripping, but quite absentee, Gee! Shaking her knees, Gee! (Parkinsonee) Somebody's sweet granny's going wild She's going of the meds she's been long prescribed Saggy tail and a rowdy smile Randy dream for gerontophiles But with the hernia there and her jiggly arms Someone hammered the fire'larm Panic's bringing out firearms -Darn! Darn! Darn! Tell it to the hard cops when you're in the police car That they shot some granny in a stripper bar When the back row accident'ly stringed along -Get out! Get out! Get out! Running with the herd, zipping up the gear Following the others, trample them down outta fear Fudge the owner and this poleshow, we're not tipping Cover up the crone -Put it back on "girl"! Stripper "girl", killed that night, Gee! See! Hardly could see, see! (So couldn't flee) Shot hit flesh, then syncope, Gee! Heart stop to beat, Gee! (Asystole!) Stand clear! Now she's pushing dandelions From her grave on the hill in the Shady Pines, yeah God, and the elders knows That this chick was killing it without her clothes All she had to do was just showing up And then to strut her stuff And then to take it off And then get blasted off Old life is really tough Lady sure put on a show! Repeat chorus © Peter Andersson 2018
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