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Sundae truck © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "THUNDERSTRUCK" BY: AC/DC BONUS QUOTE: "You know your summer is off to a bad start when the only 'A' on your kid's report card is the one in 'A moron'." DAVE LETTERMAN |
(Keep reading, that intro actually makes sense). Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! It was hot I was looking for a cooling snack (Sundae!) Heard the sound And I ran like a crazed maniac (Sundae!) I could taste In my mouth as I persued (Sundae!) And I gained But had no dough, no dough to pay (Sundae!) With screaming lungs Slobber on my shirt I clasped at my gun Ripped it out hard Stole the Sundae Truck! Raspberry sorbet In a minute, I gulped it down Scented some pecan Yeah, nutswirl and me got a thing Ate all the whirls And toppings, it was a cool crime Freezing like Thule I'd been a fool Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm No mastermind And it all started an unease Then an abdomen-freeze Got to puking unconfined In the Sundae Truck! In the truck! Yeah, yeah, in the truck! Sundae Truck! Now I was running out of breeze But I found the antifreeze Thunderstruck! I'm a schmuck! Eww, eww, eww Puking guck! In the truck! Eww, eww, eww So eew, what a heist I'm asinine The Heat, had me iced I'm doing time, time, time Out of luck! Yeah, yeah, yeah Out of luck! Etc © Peter Andersson 2016 |
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