Superweird ejaculate © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "SUPERHERO JAGGANATH" BY: DIABLO SWING ORCHESTRA BONUS QUOTE: "Before the internet men could only jaculate." UNKNOWN		A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to pay the bills, so I signed up for the local sperm bank the other day. Imagine my surprise when the doc not only called me back about the findings in the microscopic analysis, but also offered me good money to show up again as quickly as manly possible. Kids might spring from me With human out-side visibly I've got crazy seed The doctor said I could a-breed a carneval Because of what she found on me down cellular Yes, my sperm is cashable I have invaluable - ejaculate Yes, I've Alien genomes And Flintstone chromosomes - so says their charts Got some hound, got some mime Tell med please that's only slime Cruel, but nature's given me Also rock, and some slash guns and roses in my stash In my ancestrally - ejaculate Yes, I have invaluable DNA candy-ble - ejaculate Sure, there's some Neanderthal And I'll be clear to all - there's lotsa Nerd It looks like Myrrh Or Chimichurr-i When I come One part orch ejaculate Two parts dork ejaculate Pepper pot ejaculate Sumo shot ejaculate Wunderbaum ejaculate Krusty clown ejaculate Boson-Higgs ejaculate Flying pigs ejaculate Or chocolate! Furthermore my seed's Now marked "Grade Swede" genetically Turnip mash in spades I've had with meatballs maybe for too many days And maybe Vodka Absolut have messed my "boys" I'm spanking high, their lab's top find And when about to jizz I hear KA-CHING capitalized And when I'm done, THEY'RE satisfied And as my monkey's drained my bankroll grows in size I have quite sensational Money exchangeable - ejaculate Just extract the pokemon And poppycock genome - and slimy parts Scattershot ejaculate Skittled spots ejaculate Bertie Bott's ejaculate Super weird ejaculate Tater tots ejaculate And whatnot ejaculate Super duper weird ejaculate I may not be dateable But I've the greatest balls' - ejaculate Sure, I'm prone to blundering And post cum slumbering - so says their charts Paydirt in my 'jaculate! © Peter Andersson 2018
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