Supply chain issues © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "MACHINE GUN JUSTICE" BY: SATOR BONUS QUOTE: "I don't believe there's anything intrinsically wrong with capitalism, just as I don't believe there's anything intrinsically wrong with fire. Both have served as powerful engines of human development and offer huge civilizational benefits if handled correctly. In the case of fire, that means the provision of fire extinguishers, a fire brigade, and hospital burns units. Unfortunately, it seems to be beyond our capacity (or at least interest) to do anything similar with capitalism. RICHARD MORGAN |
Where is the rye? Where's the bordeaux? I can't spend my dough On even basics from the store When they have bacon there's a queue Every other week I hear Miami's out of blow It's down the line, all of the time Supply chain issues Is what the store clerk says to me Supply chain issues I demand the manager Supply chain issues Is what the owner's telling me Supply chain issues He can't get me anything The North Pole's out of candy cane And Texas' out of veal All England's running out of tea From Australia's to be No more ostrich eggs A global scale shitfuckery They're on the case, it's a disgrace Supply chain crisis Is what the telly's telling us Supply chain crisis They cover for the higher-ups Supply chain crisis Is what the gubment's gotten us Supply chain crisis They can't teach a duck to swim I would celebrate myself For a single beer If just a shipment could get through Can't get sexting back, oh no! Or even get it hard My bride in mail order's stuck too She's on the way, every day Supply chain issues Is what the mailman's bringing me Supply chain issues It's like stamping on my grave Supply chain issues The only thing we'll get for sure Repeatedly so Is more Covid everyday © Peter Andersson 2022 |
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