Swiped left on Tinder © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "RETURN TO SENDER" BY: ELVIS PRESLEY BONUS QUOTE: I'm at the age where I want two girls, in case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to." RODNEY DANGERFIELD		Online dating is not for everyone. Swiped left on Tinder Swiped left on Tinder I've tried this app to get relations They say that it's a mack But I get no vibrations Its silence's talking smack I'm tired of it Swiped left on Tinder I'm still alone Yes, I'm bummed out By my phone None felt arousal Or thought I'm phat Might look un-spousal So I better stick to my cats With all the pictures from my Facebook That Tinder girls can see I don't get more than one look They still don't want The D So tired of it Swiped left on Tinder Can't get it on Now I'm friendzoned By my phone That phone it had my ego all quelled I threw it out, thought it bland And when I got a new, zoo personnel keepers' gave a hand Some monkeys got it Swiped right on Tinder By three baboons Now I freak out As chimps get swooned Deleting Tinder! Deleting Tinder! Deleting Tinder! © Peter Andersson 2016
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