The bird flu
© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"SHE LOVES YOU"
BY: THE BEATLES



BONUS QUOTE:
"A yawn is an honest opinion openly expressed."
UNKNOWN
 
The bird flu virus. After more than five years of ravaging in one of the most overpopulated, humid and in terms of public hygiene subaverage parts of the world it has now killed almost... let’s see... 0,5 people per week. Almost! In fact, I know some chick drivers that indirectly have scared more people to death than that. ;-)

The Bird Flu, yeah, yeah, yeah
The Bird Flu, yeah, yeah, yeah
The Bird Flu, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I cashed in on my cat
When I’d read the press today
It’s fools they’re chirping at
When they tell us ”time to pray”

Here comes the bird flu
And they claim that’s kinda bad
Yes, the bird flu’s in the tabloids and they’re mad

I read it came from crows
And every goose in town
They think I duuh-not know
Their nonstop honking sound

Here comes the bird flu
And they claim that’s flocking bad
Yes, the bird flu is a sequel to the mad...
Coooows!

The Bird Flu, yeah, yeah, yeah
The Bird Flu, yeah, yeah, yeah

With a press like that
I think we’ll get it bad

And now it’s up to you
They’ve made us all aware
They’re here to hurt us, the
Apocalypse is near

Here comes the bird flu
And they claim that’s more than bad
Yes, the bird flu is to Fleet Street like the mad...
Coooows!

The Bird Flu, scare, scare, scare
The Bird Flu, scare, scare, scare

With a press like that
We’ll get it from the pad

With a press like that
I know we’re kinda had

Yes, a press like that
Should get it in... the naaaads

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah



© Peter Andersson 2005

   

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