They´re on
sale now, in
my pet shop

© PETER ANDERSSON

A MUSIC PARODY
BASED ON:
"THE DOPE SHOW"
BY: MARILYN MANSON



BONUS QUOTE:
"My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician."
UNKNOWN
 
This one spawned from reading some ancient mythologi and stuff, learning the english words for some "creatures" in the process.

M-m-m-mer-maids, and minxes with a mean streak
I have, in store, and sphinxes with a hot streak
U-ni-corns, and griffons with a big beak
Cthul-hus, you call for a sneak peek

They´re on sale now, in my pet shop
They´re on sale now, in my pet shop

There´s lots of fuzzy, furry ones
That wanna hump your bone
And lots of scaly, scary ones
Get in line, everyone

They´re on sale now, in my pet shop
They´re on sale now, in my pet shop

They´ll love you, so buy two, and their mothers
Some are new, some are blue, some brothers
They´ll love you, but they poo, on the covers
It´s a zoo, and some do, the others

Tape-worms, the size of Oprah Winfrey
Ewoks, they´re nice, they really go with French brie
Pent-house pets, they come in pink and peachy
A succ-ubus, or you can wake up with a banshee

There´s lots of hydras, neck to neck
And Goa´ulds that glow
And mutant turtles, back to back
Everyone, get in row

They´ll love you, so buy two, and their mothers
Some are new, some are blue, some brothers
They´ll love you, but they poo, on the covers
It´s a zoo, and some do, the others

There´s lots of sleepy, creepy ones
That wanna suck you dry
And lots of fishy, squishy ones
Come inside, time to buy

Or time to die...

They´re on sale now, in my pet shop
They´re on sale now, in my pet shop



© Peter Andersson 2003

   

HOME PAGE