M-m-m-mer-maids, and minxes with a mean streak
I have, in store, and sphinxes with a hot streak
U-ni-corns, and griffons with a big beak
Cthul-hus, you call for a sneak peek

They're on sale now, in my pet shop
They're on sale now, in my pet shop

There's lots of fuzzy, furry ones
That wanna hump your bone
And lots of scaly, scary ones
Get in line, everyone

They're on sale now, in my pet shop
They're on sale now, in my pet shop

They'll love you, so buy two, and their mothers
Some are new, some are blue, some brothers
They'll love you, but they poo, on the covers
It's a zoo, and some do, the others

Tape-worms, the size of Oprah Winfrey
Ewoks, they're nice, they really go with French brie
Pent-house pets, they come in pink and peachy
A succ-ubus, or you can wake up with a banshee

There's lots of hydras, neck to neck
And Goa'ulds that glow
And mutant turtles, back to back
Everyone, get in row

They'll love you, so buy two, and their mothers
Some are new, some are blue, some brothers
They'll love you, but they poo, on the covers
It's a zoo, and some do, the others

There's lots of sleepy, creepy ones
That wanna suck you dry
And lots of fishy, squishy ones
Come inside, time to buy

Or time to die...

They're on sale now, in my pet shop
They're on sale now, in my pet shop



© Peter Andersson 2003