Trigger Warning! © PETER ANDERSSON A MUSIC PARODY BASED ON: "TRIGGER HAPPY" BY: WEIRD AL YANKOVIC BONUS QUOTE: "When the media is behind your movement you aren't the resistance." UNKNOWN		A big switcheroo on this, one of my favorite Weird Al parody songs, has been a brewing idea for a long time - and now with the super-woke political climate of 2020 being what it is there finally was enough memes to mock and angles to use to complete it. You have been warned! The original song and a video for it can be heard/seen HERE. Trigger warning! Trigger warning! I'm a Social Justice Warrior, I'm with Bernie and it feels all right Universal Basic Income's what I dream of each and every night On the net I chase the haters I do mock quotes and check context later You might need a warning, trigger warning interlinear Yes we can hit the Ladies' Room, hirs got a Constitutional Right And our Pussy Hats are ready if SCOTUS aborts us tonight Galactic Brains grow from our Soy Milk Lattes And Hollywood supports our Bechdel screenplays There will be trigger warnings, trigger warnings everyplace Triggered, triggered easy Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy Triggered, triggered easy Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy Triggered, triggered easy Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy If your words are wrong - we've got grammar coppers aiming your way Oh, I accidentally blocked bae last week on Instagram I mistook her bashing jews for a trumptrain nazi harangue Now why'd she have to kick my pair? It was just a Trump Derangment flare You know I need the warnings, trigger warnings everywhere Oh, I still haven't figured why my girlfriend's boyfriend called me git She demands to fool around and I'm quite OK with it Stronger Together in and out of bed The other simps here let me blow them instead So There! Trigger warnings, trigger warnings get you ahead Triggered, triggered easy Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy Triggered, triggered easy Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy Triggered, triggered easy Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy If you laugh at us - you're a sexist f*cking nazi, we say! Come on and outlaw Russia - why does the Congress snooze? Is there just AOC to counter Alt-Right memes that ooze? Gotta combat Global Warming, so we're clicking all petitions in sight Always praying some influencer fix the Climate tonight We're always ready for some photo-ops By breaking wind against the bastard cops They have us triggered easy, triggered easy on the streets Triggered, triggered easy Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy Triggered, triggered easy Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy Triggered, triggered easy Yes, we're triggered, triggered easy If you laugh at that - you're deplorable in every way! If you laugh at tweets - you're a troll and we will find you one day! If you laugh at all - education camps are coming your way! © Peter Andersson 2020
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